2/10 – Ungenügend
Erik
Mit der Familie und kleinen Kindern gereist
16. Dez. 2025
Verbesserungswürdig: Sauberkeit, Ausstattung und Zustand der Unterkunft
Where & When: Days Inn, Birch Run, Michigan, on Friday, December 12, 2025 , reservation #91038EE019186. We finally pulled in late after working all day and driving five hours, so let's call the official start time "The End of a Very Long Day."
The Approach: Forget a driveway, you've got a choice between a "ski slope" or a "toboggan run." Then there was the side lot, a "monster of a hole" that tried to eat the car. We barely escaped and had to use a back entrance.
Outside Decor: Found our way in only to navigate a thrilling, ice-and-snow-covered sidewalk.
Check-in: The one bright spot! Honestly, the most pleasant interaction of the whole miserable affair.
Room "Aroma": Opening the door released a BOOM of "I have no idea" smell—a sophisticated blend of cigar smoke, weed, mildew, and just a hint of eau de pee.
Pre-Bed Prep: Before daring to sleep, we did a full bed-bug inspection, stripped the sheets, and emptied an entire can of disinfectant. Travel pro move, but still a terrible sign.
The Bathroom of Horrors:
The doorway was so narrow, a walker wouldn't stand a chance.
Looked up and saw what appeared to be "Cousin IT" living in the fan box (a.k.a. ceiling mold or just that much filth).
More mold around the toilet, a collapsing shower curtain, and peeling paint.
The shower pressure was so weak, a man with a prostate problem could have peed harder.
Electric Grievances: Most of the outlets were so worn out we had to use a Christmas gift as a doorstop.
Erik
Aufenthalt von 2 Nächten im Dezember 2025